Hi I’m steve

Hi I’m steve. I drive a car. It’s in a tree. Just kidding, my names not steve. I’m filing for an extension on my taxes, because I didn’t pay them and I’m not going to. Because...

THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO LIVE MY LIFE! AND I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE!
I'm skipping work again, that’s because I don’t have a job. The mailman was late this morning, and she was actually a woman, and she said...

THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO LIVE MY LIFE! AND I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE!
I don’t remember why I first saw the mountains, but they’ve always been here. I don’t remember why they’re there, or why they’re here. I can’t climb them.... but I can.

THATS THE WAY...
Hey, umm, here’s the... mail. Oh okay. “Dear Steve” that’s not my name but whatever. “Dear Steve, how did you climb this mountain?”... well, I’m glad you asked! It’s part of a two step program:
 * 1) FIND THE MOUNTAIN
 * 2) CLIMB THE THING

THATS THE WAY WE CAN GET THINGS DONE, AND THATS HOW I DO IT! ITS EASY AND SIMPLE WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
5-day forecast: RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN bye I’m steve